monkey on the loose

residents of north seattle were surprised to see a small monkey running loose in the neighborhood on monday. the monkey was seen playing with instruments and scarves at a local music class, running in the leaves with a friend and drooling over treats at a bakery.  later, the monkey, along with a diminutive dragon, was reportedly seen knocking on random doors and requesting candy.

in possibly-related news, goodwill reports having sold an XXL brown shirt to a blonde woman several weeks ago.

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