recently overheard

me, while getting josephine dressed: joey! your shoulder just cracked!

josephine: there’s an egg in my shoulder.


i’m carrying a bag of chips to the table and josephine, hearing the crinkling, says “mama got a present for herself. let’s see what it is.”


josephine, while playing on her own with some “friends”: one is going to wipe his butt and the other one is going to check his email.

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