uttered in the last 24 hours

“my parents are including me to stop!”


“you guys are magnifying glassing me!”


“you guys are really savoring that pie, huh?”


“my back is paining with fright.”


[note: the only comment that makes any sense to me at all is, not surprisingly, the third one. the others? i have NO idea.]

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