a logical explanation

it’s late. we were fed a delicious dinner by gracious friends and josephine climbed in to bed an hour past her normal bedtime. ned and i are tending to various chores when suddenly josephine’s door opens and we hear:

“dada? i’m sorry i didn’t share my smore with you. mine had little bite marks on it already and i think you already had one and if you had eaten mine you would have had two and you might have gotten sick and then i would be really frustrated because then you couldn’t go on a date with me and mama for father’s day. i just wanted to tell you that.”


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