but how does she know?

me: what can i get you for a snack?

josephine: give me some suggestions.

me: cashews?

josephine: no.

me: apple?

josephine: no.

me: peanut butter toast?

josephine: no.

me: crackers and hummus?

josephine: no.

me: elephant boogers?

josephine: no.

me: elephant boogers covered in chocolate?

josephine: no.

me: elephant boogers covered in chocolate with ice cream?

josephine: no. i don’t like elephant boogers. they taste like raw ear wax.


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