josephine quotables

[Explaining a scary dream at 3am.] “This doesn’t sound scary, but it was a horrible creature: the googoo gaga beast. And it googoo gagaed in my face! And do you know where the computer was? Floating behind my knees.”


A new phrase, absemental prying: when you imagine something that isn’t really true.


“I’m a cat! I’m going to catch some mice and rats. But I only catch adult male mice and rats. And do you know how I do it? I turn my face invisible and snatch them by the tail.”

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